The official unofficial narrator of children's books that aren't actually for children.

I'm on Cameo!

You can now order a personalized video from me on Cameo! This makes such a great gift for your friends who are fans of my #notachildrensbook content. Videos can be of nearly anything you'd like. Although, keep in mind that sex work is not in my repertoire! I'll do sweet "happy birthday" video messages, tell your ex they're a piece of sh*t, quit your job for you... We can really have some fun with this!

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I've got more books in the works! If you have a concept for a book and would like me to try and bring it to life, click the "Contact" button and let me know!